Two Months back in London

So, what's been new about being back in London, two months on?

Here's five things:

1. Akee and Saltfish for breakfast

This was a first for me:  there are other ways to get it such as flying to Jamaica where it is a National Dish but one of the beauties of London is that the world comes to you instead of having to travel the world.  Akee and Saltfish was on offer at one of our local church's Prayer Breakfasts and it's very nice (as long as, like me, you like fish!).  Well, didn't Jesus serve fish for breakfast by Galilee?

 

2. Flight Tracking

Ah yes; not only can you sit in the garden watching the planes overhead approaching Heathrow - these days you can use the FlightRadar app to identify every passing plane and its flight route.  A dangerously addictive practice on a warm summer morning.

 

3. M25 monitoring
Of course there are apps to do this but our bedroom window works as well even though we are miles inside the motorway.  It's quite complicated but here goes:

a) When the northern section of the M25 Motorway is badly congested - especially in the rush hour if there is an accident, the traffic tries to get round London on the next best road, the North Circular. 

b) The North Circular is too busy in its own right, but especially so a mile north of where we live where it both narrows and (after being like a motorway) suddenly requires a right turn at some traffic signals.  Not good.  Very not good when there is extra traffic.

c) The extra traffic tries to avoid this gridlock by using two roads that are even nearer our house.  These roads in turn have traffic lights and are usually congested.  Now they are mega-congested.

d) To try to make some progress some more enterprising cars and vans try using nearby streets to at least get 10 or 20 vehicles ahead in the new gridlock. 

So when our usually quiet street suddenly has several cars using it, it is as good as certain that miles away there is a problem on the M25 . . .

4. Instant Recycling by White Van
The day we moved into our house there was a broken washing machine to throw away.  Everywhere else I've lived disposal of this would require spending money for the local council to take it away or finding a generous-hearted friend with a pickup truck or trailer.  We were advised to simply put it on the pavement (sidewalk).

Within an hour a van passed by, then stopped, and a man asked, "Can I take that?".  It was in the van in seconds and gone.  Whenever you walk up a residential street there seems to be something outside to be taken - this morning a fireplace up the street.  Later on it is always gone!

5. Council Plums
Granted this is a suburb thing, but it is fairly amazing to me that some of the trees in the streets near us are plum trees.  You have to negotiate squished ones on the pavement but also you can take unsquished one home to eat!  Thank you, Haringey Council!

 

Cats and Dogs

Here's a picture from a Garden Centre we visited recently.  It is so amazingly inappropriate that I had to take to the picture so I could believe what I had seen!

 

I suppose it is, if nothing else, a reminder that we need to look like the message we claim to convey.  Is this really any different to the good old fashioned Church split (you'll know our faith by our fellowship and love but just wait while we have an argument and go off in another direction first).  Is it actually any different to the grim-faced atmosphere that would greet the happy pagan on arrival in church (we're joyful, you know).  Is it really any different to looking at me?

Congratulations?

If there is one point in an Induction when I wince it is when someone (often someone who I feel should know better) congratulates the new Pastor on their appointment.  The Biblical verbal phrase that seems to cover this kind of appointment is being set apart.  The implication - no, it is the explicit meaning - of congratulation is of human achievement, of promotion, of a new job successfully negotiated, of privilege or of some combination of some of those.

Setting apart is not a reason to be congratulated or commiserated.   If the year 4 teacher in one school is promoted to be Deputy Head in another you send a congratulatory message.  If the year 4 teacher is assigned year 2 next year you observe and note the change.  That is setting apart and exactly characterises the New Testament's approach to Christian ministry though of course not the disciples' - which earned them a telling off from Jesus.

 

“You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and their great ones exercise authority over them.  It shall not be so among you. But whoever would be great among you must be your servant,  and whoever would be first among you must be your slave,  even as the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.”

 

This seems clear enough.

 

Today one of the Gentile rulers, David Cameron, changed his Government cabinet around - in the lordly manner that Gentile rulers do when an election is looming.  Meanwhile, in the Church of England Synod  the decision was made to allow the appointment of female Bishops.   David Cameron thought this was a great idea - most specifically, "a great day for the Church and for equality".

 

It all sounds so plausible.  It is a total denial of the meaning of ministry.  What is this equality?  Seen in the skewed vision of a venerable British establishment Institution and through the eyes of a Gentile ruler women have just broken through a glass ceiling.

 

Seen through the eyes of Jesus and the radical values of the Gospel they have secured a lower place than they had when generically left at home doing the ironing.  No congratulations there then.  Wait a minute: here comes (my italics) Regional Minister (Team Leader) of the East Midlands Baptist Association the Revd Dianne Tidball with the official Baptist line:

 

“Congratulations to our Anglican friends on having the wisdom, courage and grace to open the door to women becoming Bishops.  We are pleased to learn that the vote enabling women to fulfil all roles within the church has been passed.  We are delighted that the wider church will have the opportunity to benefit further from the gifts and experience that women, already in senior roles, will bring."

 

That's it I guess.  If you believe in senior roles, you offer congratulations.  Is there anyone out there who believes Jesus actually meant what he said?  If we are denying ourselves how can we thereby be congratulated or achieve a this-worldly equality?

Induction

So many people kindly travelled to my Induction today.  Many, many thanks to them and those kind enough to write their greetings and promise their prayers.  Here's the statement I read:

 

My calling to Christian ministry in its dedicated full-time form came when I was working for NatWest Bank.  I was at the Keswick Convention in the Lake District, a large annual gathering of people seeking to know God better.  Following that clear sense of call the first role I enquired about was in administration for a medical facility in Bangladesh.  I was told it would be a good idea to go to a Christian training college first. 

So I left my home in North London and went to BTI in Glasgow, the furthest I’d ever travelled up to then! I wondered what far-flung place or places in the world my commitment to follow Jesus might take me.  I wonder where then I’d have guessed I’d be called to in 2014?  To what obscure desert, mountain range, city ghetto or jungle valley?

What I wouldn’t have expected was to be just 2¾ miles away from my then home in Finchley and be here in Muswell Hill.  Not only that, but I have been called to Pastor a Church that I occasionally attended when I lived up the road.  In the event, I used to travel twice as far as this from Finchley commuting each day to work in Central London.  It is, I suppose, a reminder that the adventure of Christian service is not to see the world but to change the part of it the Lord calls us to serve in. 

When the opportunity arose to explore a call to this Church I was excited by the opportunity to work for God in our capital city.  Through our multi-national congregation and the church’s long history of support for missions we will yet touch many parts of the earth in the years ahead even though we don’t visit them.

At the same time our Church offers the privilege of ministry in a real local community.  In our years of local church ministry Diane and I have enjoyed immersing ourselves in genuine community.  We have felt very kindly welcomed to Muswell Hill and we look forward to doing good here in the name of Jesus Christ bringing comfort and challenge in the Good News of the Gospel.

I am especially grateful to be called to Pastor a Church which was founded, to quote its original Trust, holding ‘the Deity of the Lord Jesus Christ and the Sole Authority of the Holy Scriptures and that interpretation of them usually called Evangelical’.  These are the roots from which, by the grace of God, we will seek to bear fruit in this community for his glory.   

Together as Pastor and people we do not appear to amount to very much in a great city.  But as Pastor and people with the Spirit of God and the Word of God and the Love of God I believe that in the unfolding years we will make a real difference.